"Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs" (yowen) 09/16/2013 at 16:07 • Filed to: None

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Looking for apartments I came across this ad:
"We are looking for someone open-minded, ages 18-30."

Don't ever use the words open-minded when trying to find roommates.

Joe_Limon > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 09/16/2013 at 16:08

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Swingers!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 09/16/2013 at 16:09

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http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/06/12/gum…

For Sweden > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 09/16/2013 at 16:11

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I'm looking for someone, female 22-29, open minded, who doesn't mind if I rebuild a small-block V8 in the living room.

dogisbadob > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 09/16/2013 at 16:12

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Flag it

Telumektar > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 09/16/2013 at 16:15

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Best scenario: they are some filthy individuals who aren't going to clean up shit, not until some fungus starts eating away their pot.

Close second: they are VERY open about their sexuality and sex, like going around naked and having sex pretty much everywhere (IMO it's OK if its your own home, but not if it's a shared place). Not cool. Unless they are SOOOOOPER CLEAN, then it would be far better than my first guess, all cool.

"open minded " could mean some ultra-weird shit though.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 09/16/2013 at 16:16

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THought I'd share this one too:
I'm offering free accommodations in return for companionship, help cleaning and rare cooking. Hit me up if interested. (females only)

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Telumektar 09/16/2013 at 16:18

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Haha, yeah, I won't be moving there.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > For Sweden 09/16/2013 at 16:19

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That's a personals ad.

PowderHound > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 09/16/2013 at 16:19

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"What up? We're three cool guys who are looking for other cool guys who want to hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual."

Telumektar > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 09/16/2013 at 16:22

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It's "funny" how the word companionship and the "females only" part will surely drive away most, if not all women.

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > Telumektar 09/16/2013 at 16:26

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I shudder to think which ones it won't drive away. He needs to write exactly the inverse ad of this to even have any hope of attracting a nice young lady.

"I'm offering accommodations at $500 a month, I'm very clean and love to cook, I am female, let me know if you are interested.... And now for the part HE got right (females only)."

His first problem with this ad is readily apparent, any potential candidates will quite surely notice that he is a male.

So this has been an extremely lengthy method of explaining that you shouldn't use craigslist to get laid.

Telumektar > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 09/16/2013 at 16:30

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Exactly.

Jagvar > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 09/16/2013 at 16:50

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"Open-minded" means "I will not be wearing pants in aforementioned apartment."

Brian, The Life of > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 09/16/2013 at 16:52

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What could possibly go wrong?!

sloPro > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 09/16/2013 at 20:29

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not as bad as the one i saw a few weeks ago. the opening title was: "are you tired of wearing clothes all the time". It was a open minded couple renting out a room upstairs, that you would have "all to yourself".

Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs > sloPro 09/16/2013 at 21:41

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In the fine print of the lease agreement "we reserve the right to barge in on you randomly"

crown victor victoria > Yowen - not necessarily not spaghetti and meatballs 09/16/2013 at 22:36

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Run away.gif